I STUCK MY DICK IN TO IT!!!!!!!!
omg he stuck is dick in to a blender
Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.
Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.
When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.
Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.
¹ A common kitchen appliance used to quickly chop up and 'blend' food. It will usually turn most things you put into it either into chunks or paste.
² A modeling software/tool created by Ton Roosendaal in Denmark.
¹ Yo, can you blend the pickles again?
² BRO BLENDER CRASHED AGAIN! I WAS JUST RUNNING A CLOTH SIMULATION
1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.
2. See pastry blender
A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.