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When a Rangas Penis is stuck in a woman's vagina
Oh shit I'm Candle Stuck
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When two gay men use bees wax as lubricant for anal sex.
"Jed likes to get a greek candle after a night out with his boyfriend."
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When a man is masturbating and he whipes off his cum using the inside of his shorts/underwear
I heard my mom coming, and I just finished, I panicked and quickly had to snuff the candle
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A rag-tag way of silencing a handgun, popular in the Sicilian mafia. Made by wrapping a thick towel, washcloth, etc. around your arm holding a pistol, concealing the actual presence of the gun, when firing, the area of the towel in front of the barrel will ignite, Looking like a candle, hence the name. If you need a visual, watch the Godfather 2 when Vito Corleone kills Don Fanucci
I forgot my silencer at my house, luckily there was a towel near by, I made a Sicilian candle and loaded that motherfucker
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Third wheeling
Having no real purpose in the moment
Me: *watches friends make out*
Random to me: “ah shame man you’re holding the candle”
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Hey Jimmy! Stop that!
What? I'm just lighting a candle.
That can give you lung cancer!
That's exactly what I'm looking for.
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External female genitalia (vulva). From the TV Show Significant Others.
Man, she had a hairy melted candle.
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