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Rain check 2020 edition. Respectfully declining an invitation due to COVID-19 social distancing measures, independent of whether the engagement is actually a safe practice or not. A foolproof method to flake out of anything.
Hey, want to come by for a drink?
Sorry bud- gotta take a ‘rona check, I’m seeing my grandparents in a few days.
A verbal request for a couple who are cuddling under blankets to throw their arms up to prove they are not being promiscuous.
When Will and Ashley were cuddling under the covers Greg noticed a rustle. He yelled "EQUATOR CHECK" to cockblock his friend and to make sure nothing was going on.
(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.
Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.
A mechanic, character, or system in a video game where defeating it requires having higher statistical values. Sometimes called a "DPS check" in relation to raid bosses in MMOs.
To have your factual pronouncements fact-checked by someone who searches Google. Usually done in a group, bar or party setting, of a minor fact and has the impact of shutting down a conversation.
"I can't believe Cliff Google-checked Susan's statement that India has more people than China."
"No more arguing greatest bands, Brian was Google checked into the boards"
When a person feels an itch in their butt crack and scrapes a couple of fingers across their asshole only to sniff them therefore confirming that they now have shit smelling fingers. Everybody in the world has done this or they are an outright liar!
Guy #1: Did you see Dennis scratching his ass? He just smelled his fingers! Guy #2: He does that all the time. He's doing a stink check. Guy #1: Gross...... he just handed me a beer!
Checking if there's no cum for evidence left on the toilet or anywhere you masturbated
I had to do a final cum check because my dad was going to use the bathroom after me