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When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.
I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.
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a person who has sex with multiple people, but acts innocent, as if they are a virgin
that girl has sex with like 300 people, but she acts like an angel, she's a closet slut
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When one returns from Narnia to the real world
Peter Pevensie: Where are we?
Susan Pevensie: Crap, we've just come out of the closet
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A person who enjoys the music of Justin Bieber, but is too afraid to admit this to the world or any one person besides themself for that matter. Being that this artist gets hated on just as much as he is adored, making the statement of liking this sixteen year olds music and style is something that not everyone is proud of or comfortable with; hence, they are still "in the closet" with their JB love.
Yes world, I enjoy My World 2.0. I've been a closet Bieberian for 4 months now and I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I get down to Baby every time I hear it on the radio. Please don't disown me mom.
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When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
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Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.
Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"
Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."
*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*
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1.(noun) someone who secretly smokes.
2.(verb) smoking in a closet for confidentiality.
1.i'm a closet smoker
2.they told me i was a closet smoker cuz i spend alot of time in my closet smoking.
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