When a male slides his Soft / Erect penis between the butt cheeks of another man
He's been walkin funny after i cobra checked him.
Essentially, it's when you're attempting to control your pp from going upright.
Person 1 asks, "Hey honey, do you want to snuggle?"
Person 2 responds, "Uh yeah sure."
Person 2 thinks in their head, 'Oh shoot, I need to tame the cobra.'
When you come up big time in the big time clutch
Jacob: “Man you really hit three 20s in a row in darts, that’s some bullshit”
Ben: “Nah, I just be Cobra clutchin bitch”
When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.
When two men have had sex, specifically gay sex, with the same man they are now Cobra Cousins. An unbreakable bond to be cherished forever
"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage
I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.
Verb; to smear the inner walls of a ladies vagina with cocaine and proceed to eat her out.
'I cobra-faced your aunt's cunny flaps, then proceeded to seizure all over the floor.'