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A word that penny-pinchers use to defend their frugality.
A.K.A. Cheap!!
(origin: somewhere in Canada's capital)
I'm not cheap... I'm fiscally conservative!!
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An Asian living in any Western country who has already acclimated to the Conservative lifestyle and wants to be white so bad. An Asian less on the Progressive side and more on the Conservative side. Will typically live in white neighborhoods in the suburbs or rural areas and hang out with white conservatives to boost their egos. Also known to call their Asian counterparts “Boba Liberals”.
Look at that Boba Conservative over there with the MAGA hat on holding that Trump2020 sign in that crowd of white people.
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The type of parents whose kids will eventually cut ties with them permanently and never meet them again, or do elderly abuse. What goes around comes around.
Person 1: Heard John and his parents don't talk to each other anymore. What happened?
Person 2: His conservative parents drove him nuts. So when graduation came around, he disowned them permanently.
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A political view that life begins at conception, and ends at birth.
Social conservatives oppose abortion, as well as social programs that benefit poor children.
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A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative
Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
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1. Compassionate conservative is an oxymoron; George W. Bush is just a moron.
2. Mike M. from our school
3. National Socialist
4. Fascist
5. Mussolini
"That's just frankly despicable." - Mike M.
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A completely implausible figure made up by a conservative and stated as fact.
Conservative Estimates:
The President's 10-day trip to India will cost $200,000,000/day.
The probability of a cell forming by chance is 10^-58, and any event with a probability of less than 10^-40 is impossible.
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