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Hey I'm closer to her than u that's my first cousin
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Most often, a Cousin Fucker is a male who thinks they are god, owns a rebel flag, talks with a southern accent, either chew tobacco or drink alcohol from a very young age, use improper language, who hate any other race other than the whites, and there political stance is highly effected by their white supremacist parents and Facebook.
" Billy, I may be gay, but at least i'm not an inbred Cousin Fucker!"
6👍 2👎
Dirty ugly poor people who fuck their cousins
Karen and kens moms are sisters and they are fucking,so they are cousin fuckers
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A quality street golden toffee finger.
Brother: Happy Christmas, what have you got in your stocking?
Sister: Thank you, I have got a slender cousin.
Brother: Oh great, you got a toffee finger.
A relative around your same age but no one is really sure how exactly you are related or if you are actually even related by blood.
So he is my grandmother's half sisters cousin's kids kid?
Yes, you are irish cousins now go play while grown ups drink.
Someone who functions sort of like a sugar daddy, except the sugar baby never has sex with them or visits them or even flirts with them. So basically just free money because they like them
"Is this person in the comments on your friend list? They're kind of acting like a dick"
"Yeah he is. He's normally cool though. He gave me $100 for Christmas"
"So... He's like a sugar cousin?"
"That's disgusting."
"IS it though? I'm calling it that because there is no sex and you never even see him"
"Oh. Neato."
Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite
My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under