A meme from the online FPS Team Fortress 2. When the class Spy holds his disguisekit, crouch, look upwards and walk forward, he kinda resembles the walk of a crab, and hence the name Spycrab was born. Other than being completley worthless in combat, Spycrabrushes is often a huge failure.
*crouching spy, holding disguisekit, looking upwards and walking forward like a spy crab*: I'm a crab!
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In hip hop (particularly East Coast) slang; a nigga that hides in his shell, so to speak, when the beef cooks - talkin' tough but nowhere to be seen when things get physical.
"Big Noyd, I can't cope, with all these crab niggas trying to shorten my rope" - Mobb Deep
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the ultimate transhumanist comeback to the anprim slogan "return to monke"
monke has served the memers well, but he's been king of the meme world for long enough.
the crab takeover is inevitable and it begins NOW.
reject monke. progress to crab.
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a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.
the mud crab is easy to kill on in the province of cyrodiil
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When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"
Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."
Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."
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Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.
Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.
Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.