lady's first

Lady's first is when you let a woman walk in front of you so you can stare at her ass as she walks

Lady's first

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first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.

Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."

first violin

generally a violinist who has a enormous ego. they look down upon all the sections and are generally more privileged. we are better than you *hairflip*

Person 1: “look it’s the first violin with the big ass ego
Person 2: “ew”

First Impressionist

The type of person who absolutely excels at first impressions, but is usually actually a bit of a twat beneath this thinly construed surface. He or she will greatly impress people and gravitate attention on first meetings, as onlooking witnesses who know them better suppress the deep annoyance this causes.

- Oh my, look how Nathan is just raking in all the attention from those girls.
- It makes my blood boil. How can they not see he is such a raging twat.
- Well, he exudes all that confidence and genuinely believes his own bullshit.
- Yeah he's definitely a First Impressionist, big time.

Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

first heartbreak

it will feel like your heart was pierced straight through, and anytime someone walks a little too close, it trembles with the force of a million waves pounding the shores, threatening to shatter into dust and coat every memory, past and future, with the pain of something wonderful that fell apart and the guilt in the knowing that you are at fault just as much as they are. it weighs you down until all you hear is the "what if"s and all you can do is curl in on yourself and wait for someone to find you and pull you out. it is the feeling that puts new meaning to the word loneliness and puts into perspective just how much a person can lose, just how much of a shell a body can become. it is the one feeling that will always be remembered, the first feeling that will come to mind when someone says "first love"

I didn't know it was possible to lose so many tears or regret not regretting someone so much as i did after my first heartbreak.

vivek the first

Sexiest man alive. No further context necessary. Check his sophomore album "fish" out on Spotify.

Satish: "Guess who I just met the other day?"
Rishabh: "Your mom?"
Satish: "No, Vivek The First"
Rishabh: "I'm gonna bussssssst"