Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup

Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair

fix his radio

When a girl gives a large man a blowy and/or a handy, depending on the girls mood, in the parking lot of a church. She may even sit on his face.

Brendan saw A Russian female fix his radio after the football game.

fixing my margins

a euphemism for masturbation

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.

R. Pattz Fix

The endearing nickname given to Robert Pattinson by celebrity blogger and queen of all media, Perez Hilton. An R. Pattz Fix is the daily dosage of gorgeous Robert Pattinson that everyone needs and wants. Usually a picture can suffice for an R. Pattz Fix. He's like a drug.

Person 1- "Ahhhh I'm dying!"

Person 2- "Why?"

Person 1- "I haven't got my R. Pattz Fix yet today!"

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fix your wagon

Another way to say "bust you up" or "kick your ass."

Little Timmy: "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade? It's only 50 cents."
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)

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fix your sink

Have sex with. ie "fix" the reproductive organ

Dammit Schneider! I asked you to fix that damn sink three days ago!

Oh I'll fix your sink Ms. Romano, and by fix your sink I mean I'll have sex with you and by have sex with you I mean I'll fix your sink... and by sink I mean your reproductive organ and by reproductive organ I mean the thing between your knees, and by the thing between you knees I mean... Well I guess that's pretty self explanatory

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fix your face

a term used to essentially say "go fuck yourself" to a potential adversary.

Idiot or moron: acting aggressive, looking to fight, or being otherwise bothsome

Certified G: bitch, fix your face. COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKA

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