skin flute

Instrument used in Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blew"

"She's a Julliard trained skin flute virtuoso"

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flute choir

a lesbian orgy

Ellen Degeneres, Rosie O'Donnell, and Jodie Foster played in a flute choir yesterday night.

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festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

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skin flute

it is a magical flute given to every man from god u should practice the flute 5 - 7 times and week or u can have ur gf play it for you

commander carl has no skin flute

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Moroccan Flute

A spliff alias. Typically composed of some bomb-ass moroccan bud. Or hash. Sounds good, looks great, smokes better. mmmmm.

'yo man, what's up? wanna play some high notes on my moroccan flute??'

'yeah'

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Skin Flute

Skin Flute is an Android app that turns your mobile device into a playable instrument. You can choose what skin you want to play. Then by blowing into the microphone while, using your finger to slide between notes, you can play simple songs.

Where is that sweet music coming from? It's me, I'm playing the Skin Flute on my Android phone.

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stinky flute

Performing felatio on a dude while he is seated on the toilet. As the man deficates, an odor arises from the toilet and the person performing the felatio appears to be playing a stinky flute.

He was so desperate to blow me, he couldnt wait for me to get done shitting. He totally gave me a stinky flute yesterday!

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