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Gentleman's adjustment

A polite British term for masturbation

William has just gone for a gentleman's adjustment

by xGryph August 13, 2015


Gentlemans pause

When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.

After destroying the ladies asshole he took a gentlemans pause before devastating her throat.

by MLAJ December 4, 2016


Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019


gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 1, 2012


gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin March 30, 2007


Gentleman's Cocoa

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.

Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"

by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009


Gentleman's Five

1)To enjoy a period of around 5 minutes of self pleasure, including preparation, execution and recovery, with ones self in a private domain

2) To utilise the five digits necessary in a moment of solitary recluse, 'a shifty one', for momentary relief

I've had 2 gentleman's fives today already and its not even lunchtime

by Vasis March 9, 2011