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Granny Squirl

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...

Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.

by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013


Granny wrangler

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company

I'm a granny wrangler in the Dementia department

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015


Granny maracas

Testicles, balls, ball sack, nut sack.

"Phillip sent us all a snapchat of his junk, he has the fucking smallest granny maracas"

by arcticmunkii June 19, 2016


granny boi

That one kid in ur class that gets bullied for NO FRICKEN REASON…….. well except for liking CB

Granny boi is supa cool

by YyyYyYEeEAhhHh kid February 9, 2023


granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities

Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***

by Gavi75 January 22, 2018


granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.

John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!

by jumbo granny panties January 9, 2011


Granny FullMouth

A slutty female senior-citizen.

Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?

by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014