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A sex position where you hump a girl in a circular motion wile she's bent over or on her back.
Im so sore after that Australian meat grinder.
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When you take an unexpected shit in your partner's mouth, and before they can spit it out you wrap duct tape around their mouth with little holes in it, so when they do spit it out, it comes out like play-doh. Then you fuck them using the shit patties as a lubricant.
Oh baby, it's been a while since we did the Pennsylvania Meat Grinder.
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THE MAN who makes the move to takes care of the monthly windows on envelops, in the widows mailbox.
Cajun Joe Da Grinder iis everywhere....... supermarket, church, neighborhood.....just waiting for 'your daddy' to kill over.
Someone/something who likes to use their teeth to scrape feces off someone's dick that was just in their own ass.
That rusty bone grinder will never forget his last meal, well last 2 meals anyways.
When one parts their lips, keeping the teeth clenched, while their sexual partner defecates through their teeth
Jenny gave Harry a Beijing Meat Grinder, his teeth were stained for weeks!
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when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!
why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!
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When you pour concrete mix into a women's vagina, allow it to dry, and then fuck it.
Rob: Dude I was so drunk last night I gave that bitch a Mississippi Meat Grinder!
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
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