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A guido from the city of findlay, ohio.
can often be found part taking in various gay guido activities such as dancing and kissing men
Jeff is such a findlay guido....
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The car all Guidos drive. True Italians do not drive these cars, only the east coast trash. It can be one of two things: a domestic car that has been "riced out" (ex. 96' ford mustang with big chrome wheels, a body kit, noisy rattling exhaust, and huge rear spoiler), or an import with "muscle car" accesories (ex: honda accord painted red with black racing stripes, huge meaty rear tires, cowl inducted hood scoop, and side pipes. Sometimes painted with yellow flames). These types of cars are rarely combined.
guy: what the hell is making that sound?
guy2: fuckin guido torpedo just drove by.
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Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.
When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.
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guido party! is a band consisting of two young men originating from Hiroshima, Italy. The band is now located somewhere in the New Jersey area. The band expresses a passionate disliking for "guidos", and "poser guidos" due two they're deadly use of of "Man-Tan" gel, rediculous hair and ammount of gel used, and overall obnoxious and annoying personallities , although portraying themselves non- "guuid-Like" italians. Some Hits include "Albino Fuck from Park", "Future Bus 911", "Kiss From un Guid", "Fabio 666", and "Hawt Hawt Bayeey". Major influences for the band are Seal, Fabio Lanzoni, and George Clooney's glorious chin. Check Them out on Myspace music.
"Guid is just un werd we should naut need"
Some gayfuck guid: "wow guido party! sucks, now i'm gonna go jack off with my hair gel."
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To get or say something to make up for something you don't have.
Look at that guy. He has so much Guido pride. He has a huge truck to make up for the penis he doesn't have.
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A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.
"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."
"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."
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