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Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes
A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.
Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.