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a five dollar bill. (specifically- five singles is not a sweet lincoln).
i need another irish car bomb, but i only gots $3. one a youse spot me a sweet lincoln!
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A group of old ex Republican Pedo white males who will keep Trump out of office if you send a small donation along with your nudes.
Hey Brad, the Lincoln Project can get to work on 2024 if you would please use a cash app and drop your shorts.
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A semi-private school in Newcastle, Maine. Located right beside downtown Damariscotta, so that kids can just skip school and walk right past any cameras they have. Usually filled with stoners and whores, sometimes a mix of both in the same child.
"I went to Lincoln Academy" - mom
"Oh. That's why I don't know who my dad is"
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When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
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The sex act whereby the female does a naked handstand, and the partner (usually male) performs oral sex from behind (ass side) the handstander, such that the female's pubic hair resembles a beard emminating from the chin of the muncher, thus resembling honest Abe.
Abraham Lincoln probably never gave a chick an Abraham Lincoln, cause he was gay.
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That U.S. President that started the very first version of the IRS,freed the slaves,started the civil war,and jumped out of a window with his dick in his hand.
Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
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when you are done fucking your woman in the ass from behind and you pull out and shoot her with a stinky load in the back of the head.
rather than take a load in the ass Billy's girlfriend lifted her head back and and begged for a Dirty Lincoln.
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