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A creature of unbelievable power and guile, the Black Maneuver has brough doom to billions and continues to do so unimpeded. Only one is thought to exist on the world of Space Nam, but it is as if there are thousands, due to it's insatiable hunger for human suffering. It has also been know to invade dreams and carry men into screaming hellpits of torment.
It's a Black Maneuver!!
Christ man get do-
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The movements that one's body does when trying to dance like the iconic sexy Michael Jackson. Exercise experts have endorsed the Michael Jackson Maneuver as a great way to keep the body physically in shape and the mind emotionally at peace...a Zen quality of life.
"Beth and Raul were seeking a Zen lifestyle by doing the Michael Jackson Maneuver"
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The 'poo-taco manuveur', also known as 'the PTM' for short is a maneuver in which one lays a fresh self inficted faece into a flat bottom taco shell. after adding the toppings of your choice to the taco, you then proceed to launch this taco at the front windscreen of a law inforcement vehicle. The more moist your faece is or the more avocado and/or sour cream you mix in with the faece, the larger the blast radius the taco makes on contact resulting in angrier police officers.
BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES: "a police officer has been put into an enduced coma after a schoolie attempted the poo taco maneuver. Witnesses at the scene said that the cars window was down and the officer took a direct blow to the mouth from the poo taco. Cuntsable Fondle said that the large ratio of sour creme to faeces was a large contributing factor to the incident, almost tripling the blast radius of the faece taco on contact." Any schoolies that attempt this maneuver from now on will have a slug gun shoved up there arse and will be raped with a taco.
Any dance move that is so electrifying, so awe-inspiring, so gravity-defying that only the Master, Michael Jackson, could pull it off.
That awesome lean in the Smooth Criminal video is one of my favorite Michael Jackson Maneuvers - the Man must not be of this earth because he defies gravity!!!
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When enrolled in a college course, the act of discreetly dropping off your assignment on its due date at the end of class while skipping the entire lecture. Potential situations where the 10:45 maneuver may prove useful include: lack of sleep, hangovers, travel issues, general lack of interest in the course.
Despite not going to lecture today, Joe and Jacob were able to pull the 10:45 maneuver for this week's assignment and still receive full credit while also getting an extra hour of sleep.
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The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.
"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"
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When a man is about to pull out of a woman's vagina because he doesn't want to get her pregnant and the woman then wraps her legs around the mans waist and forces the man's penis inside of her repeatedly until he cums; usually causing pregnancy.
Guy#1: Dude I heard you and Cassandra in the bedroom last night sounded like you guys had a good time.
Guy#2: I don't want to talk about it....
Guy#1: Why?
Guy#2: She pulled the cock lock maneuver on me...
Guy#1: Wow.... sorry....