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that removable piece of plastic that comes on all liquor bottles that makes it really hard to chug off the bottle
her: did you drink today?
me: yeah I ripped off the anti-chug mechanism and a ripped right from the bottle
Similar to Voltaire's Angry Glove, but involves an egg beater.
Fill a drinking glass 3/4 of the way with shards of glass and 1/4 of the way with glue. Grind up 1/8 cup of Fiberglass insulation into a fine powder. Fill a bowl with glue.
Dip the egg beater into the bowl of glue to coat it with a thick layer. Begin rotating and dip into the fiberglass. Repeat several times until there is a thick coating of fiberglass powder on the egg beater. At this point, feel free to experiment, try adding razorblades for fun.
Insert the drinking glass, open end first, into the orifice of your choice. Then with a firm swift motion, ram the egg beater in behind the glass, make sure to break it! Begin egg beating away! Mix it up a little though, move deeper and shallower- try different speeds, angles, and amounts of physical force.
Remember, you can do anything well as long as you put your heart into it!
When the angry glove was no longer enough, Voltaire's Mechanized Army was called into action.
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The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).
WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!
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When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.
One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.
Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
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Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit
Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord
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Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.
My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
A pain resistance mechanism is the ability of a person to resist pain as a result of a previous event that occurred , this shades the individual from furture pain. The experiences of the past build a wall of protection around the individual that strengthens his defences and prepares him for future occurances. And so he or she develops the ability to resist furture pain or trumatic events.
Such individuals heals faster in events that should ordinaryly pull then down in the furture. The mechanism is developed not deliberately but as a result of past experiences.
These individuals do better then others who have never experienced any issues in their life time.
Beatrice has a pain resistance mechanism, she almost had a near accident but was unaffected.