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The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.
Melvin the ultimate Milf banger
The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
You’re such a ‘Melvin’ - you’re making me blush!
Melvin is a gay that suck at playing games. He usually has a lot of friends, but he prefer to sleep than socialize with other
when a guy goes onto a date and comes back alone we say he melvined that date
When a person is awkward af or fucks up a lot of times drop drinks or fucks up the first date. we use we melvin that .
A badass friend u can have. Hes there for u. Always. A real one. Dont lose this guy. His a friend and will always stand by your side. Sometimes he compets in chess but im a bomb myself uk. Go check out dominic innit.
Yoooo melvin my guy
Wanna go for some ice cream?
Yeah sure.
The chaddest chad of them all, even more chad than Coen. his lightskin stare is enough to blind anyone who sees it. people around Melvin are instantly cooler due to his captivating lightskin abilities. he is the alpha of the friend group and doesn't take shit from anyone, especially Sawyer. his rizz is so powerful, you simply cannot describe it.
Melvin: "i'm Melvin"