When a woman, who by day is strong and independent, becomes a drunken degenerate who folds herself up like a pretzel to lure in sexual partners.
Victoria; where did your mate get to last night?
Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"
When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.
-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.
-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.
-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.
The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.
“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”
The douchebags that steal parts off cars at night
Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to your catalytic converter
Slang for a woman's vagina/The act of sex
Guy 1: So bro got any plans for tonight?
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice