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what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
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The inverse function of yours truly.
"Mine truly" may refer directly to the person you are speaking to, or any other third party so long as the reference to said third party is clear and evident.
Although yours truly can casually address an acquaintance, "Mine truly" is, in most cases, used to address a loved one (usually a significant other).
Ex 1:
Friend: "Who are you taking to prom?"
You: "Mine truly. Who else?"
Ex 2:
You: "I love mine truly."
Significant other: "That's corny af. I'm breaking up with you."
You: D8<
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Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.
For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.
Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"
Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"
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The act of picking one's nose.
He must be mining for gold!
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a silent and stationary fart that hangs in a particular area where some poor victim is likely to walk through it seconds or minutes later and receive its full effect
Man, Jose just laid a nose mine in the hall! Don't walk through there for another hour or so!
A self reference for those who aren't loyal to the person or people being spoken to.
"Homeless man begging for spare change, I hope you go and die. I'm aware that your kind is a dishonest, drug fueled blight on society. When you finally grow a pair and realize that your life is both immoral and not worth lving and you're getting ready to lay your neck onto the railroad tracks, you can thank Mine Truly for the sage words. Be thankful that I've spared you my time."
Work. The place where you collect the hard currency necessary to invest in crypto.
I can't go out for drinks Thursday night, I'm in the Fiat Mine until 12:30.
Crypto is doing terrible again. I'm going to have to put in an extra shift at the Fiat Mine if I want to eat this week.