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a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'
When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
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Dead Moose is a form of horseplay usually participated in by a group of men. The term was made famous by the Eminem line:
"Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose/But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"
which references actor Tom Green humping a dead moose on MTV.
The game starts when one member of a group places their thumbs on their temples and stretches out their fingers, resembling a moose's antlers. The rest of the group follows suit and the last one to do so becomes the dead moose. The dead moose must immediately lie still on the ground, while the rest of the group dry humps them with vigour. The game is over when the humpers decide that the dead moose has been defiled enough.
Person 1: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 2: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 3: *Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 4:*Makes moose antlers with their hands*
Person 5: *Doesn't realize*
Person 1: DEAD MOOSE!
Person 5: *Lies still on the ground*
Person 1: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 2: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 4: *Proceeds to hump Person 5*
Person 3: Alright enough, we've been preponderated enough. The moose has been penetrated.
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One of the mani interesting furry animals yu mai see on a høliday in Sweden this yer.
A Majestic Moose once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
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A local tradition involeing "Agua Moose" and "The Agua Moose Men". False Agua Moose men are oftern shout as the are loud and rude.
Part of a TV Cult Comedy "Dare to Belive"
I have lived in this house all of my life. Everything has a story to tell. This reminds me of the aguamoose. Aguamooooooooooose... moose agua.
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1. A deposit of skin hanging from the neck if a bull moose.
2. An excessively large and dangling male scrotum.
1. Shot a bull moose last week hunting in Alaska. Thing has a huge moose bell.
2. Frank's moose bell was too much for his girlfriend to gag down when he tea bagged her.
A term used to define your friend, when he or she is acting outrageous. Used in many situations, you can also refer to them as idiots.
Charlene stop being a PARTY MOOSE!!!
Verb: The act of slapping someone with the labia, leaving a moose-hoof shaped mark.
Noun: The mark left from being 'Moose Stamped'.
Similar to the Mushroom Stamp, but performed by a woman.
The cashier tried to give Julie change for a $10 but she moose stamped him and got change for a $20 instead.