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A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the marriage of three people to each other at the same time and in the same wedding ceremoney.
Support the triad marriage movement.
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aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.
"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
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A movement that seeks to ban all organized religion because it fucks up society. But it would allow private religion.
John is in the ban religion movement.
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A movement that seeks to make marijuana totally legal for all types of uses especially recreational and for all age groups and in every part of the world. And also seeks to promote the use and growing of marijuana in all age groups and parts of the world, and the life style associated with it's use.
Support the marijuana legalization movement.
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A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.
John is in the mandatory sex movement.
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A movement that seeks to make circumcision illegal around the world.
John is in the ban circumcision movement.
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Everyone who thinks ChikFilA needs a wake up call should save up a really nice fast food bowel movement, and leave it unflushed at ChikFilA restroom for the next patron to enjoy (see Payday). It would be awesome if everyone supported the "ChikFilA Movement". A perfectly apropos response.
For an autoflush toilet, you can just drape the sensor with a piece of toilet paper. That will insure your message is delivered to the happy gay hating ChikFilA patron that follows you.
Bill was a supporter of the ChikFilA Movement. When he came out of the bathroom he said "I can't wait for the next anti-gay bad chicken lover to get a look at that fantastic Payday I left for him." He didn't even buy anything, which doubled his satisfaction.
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