Mud-Spudding

The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.

My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.

My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.

Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding

Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.

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mud skipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

That mud shark had a litle mud skipper.

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Pushing Mud

A basic bowel movement. Usually reserved for high-volume output. Especially after lunch when you feel like it will take a great feat of strength to go poop.

I was just in the 3rd stall pushing mud, so wait about 30 to 45 minutes before you go in there.

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mud putter

The shitty, loud, and just plain obnoxious scooters that generally black people ride in many neighborhoods. Generally have a flappy orange flag on the back. Mud being that black guy ridin it.

Dawg i hope his mud putter gets smashed by a semi. So tired of hearin that shit drivin up and down the street

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mud crab

a small, weak, defenceless creature with a hard shell. like sto roll about in large quantities of mud. more like a lobster than a crab. often scares equally weak peasants.

the mud crab is easy to kill on in the province of cyrodiil

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spray mud

hot burning diarreah. piss from the ass

i at some spoiled meat and had to go spray mud

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Mud Falcon

Defficating while rock climbing resulting in falling fecal matter.

I forgot my poop tube, so I had to let some mud falcons fly.

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