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In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!
Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?
Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?
Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.
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A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.
Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!
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When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.
mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka
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When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.
"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"
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the sort of penis a prickish asshole might have
Suck your dick?!? I hope you're not talkin bout that needle taped to your hip...
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pine needles is a serious illness that affects the scalp. it may cause severe hair fall out. to know if you have pine needle contract a doctor today
I think i may have pine needle sickness should i go to a doctor
Another name for receiving a vasectomy.
Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!