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A group of fabulous sexy superheroines that unite for 71 days out of every year, to fight for truth, justice, and fish sandwiches.
The Chronological Order is comprised of: Mono (Drop Dead Fred the Lesbian), Amaris (The Fly Girl), Heather (Hot Piece of Acid), and Tommy P. (The Rastafarian Gypsy, a.k.a. Esmerelda Marley) They are led by Heather's ancient egyptian mummy Grandfather, sometimes known as MummyDaddy, or the MumFather.
"We are The Chronological Order, and we are the Ass-kickers of YOU."
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When a girl is on her period and is 'out of order' or not able to engage in sexual intercourse.
"Hey man. You gonna bang her again tonight?"
"Nah, she's out of order for the next week."
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A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!
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taking your morning poop AFTER you take your morning shower
"Man, I was so bummed I pulled a reverse order this morning. Now I'll have monkey butt all day!"
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"Point of order!" screamed the minority leader, frothing at the mouth.
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Anything describing or pertaining to sex or sexual acts, defined by the theme song of the show Law and Order sounding strangely like porno music.
Also called LAO or the symbol of the stick figure jack off that we've all seen since middle school.
Kay: What did you do last night, Kris?
Kris: Oh, just hung out with my girlfriend, watched a little Law and Order.
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When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.
“Dude, I just did a ghost order”
Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!
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