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picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos May 1, 2004

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Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned February 9, 2012

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pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

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Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 8, 2014

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picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 5, 2017


De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.

I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.

by PR PWR November 17, 2006


hit the picks

To aggressively brake a vehicle, usually to avoid a collision; to step on the brakes.

Shagger hit the picks in his WB ute to avoid a roo that jumped out in front of him.

by macquariedic February 1, 2021