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one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.
I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.
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A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.
That chick's a pirates dream!
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Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.
"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"
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surprising someone that is seated by going behind them and dropping your penis on their shoulder
last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.
Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.
when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.
Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.