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A dutch oven done under a weighted blanket.
My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.
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someone who peer pressures someone to do something that a faggot would do.
You Peer Pressuring Faggot Trying to make me suck Quincys dick.
To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.
"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"
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Goddamn my nigga Qadira applying pressure like hell!
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A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.
Example: You know what they say about low water pressure right?
A medical condition characterized by explosive, toilet-splattering diarrhea.
Damn, the toilet is splattered with shit specks again. It must be good ol' Albert with his high mud pressure.
1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon
2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.
Prisoner: What's that?
Officer: Soviet pressure torture.
Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
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