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Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach
I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo
A white trash, redneck girl. She usually is wearing cowboy boots, short-shorts, and pink camo. She uses slang from the south and hangs around boys with rusty trucks. She's alot of fun for one night but not girlfriend material because she cant hold a conversation and has the IQ of a broken stick.
"That girl is a rodeo hoe."
"Man..there's alot of rodeo hoes in here."
when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
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When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.
Todd: Why?
Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.
Todd:...Dude.
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The Holden rodeo is an extremely common underrated utility vehicle. It is very capable off road and is much better in performance than your navaras, tritons and crappy Indian builds.
They have a reputation for breaking all the time buts that's because they are tough as nails and get beaten to buggery off road. They are highly capable with good ground clearance and pass most other stock 4wds of the era.
They are still very common and the early 1980 models are still being used today. Very reliable and one of the best older utes out there, underneath Hilux and and a few other of course.
Hey man, my old Holden Rodeo is still running after 30yrs! The thing is bloody ruthless and tough as nails!
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A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.
I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.
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1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.
2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event
3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
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