Roof Jumpers

Nina, Laura, and Alexia. They simply jump off the roof and into the pool while Alexia's mom isn't home and her nanny watches. After, they get in their pajamas and walk next to US1 to get hit on by ugly acne scarred men. They then go back to Alexia's house and sex the momennt in Alexia's unfurnished living room where then Jacob, Alexia's lover gets jealouse. Oh yes, the three girls also lick eachothers breasts wiht clothes on. ;) :)

Laura, Nina, and Alexia are roof jumping of 3 stories the next time the attempt a stunt.

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Roof-E

To kindly sprinkle a crushed up pill of Ecstasy into the drink of an unwilling, reluctant, fearful friend. The lucky friend will sip away and eventually begin to roll. Yee-haw!

Ashley: C'mon, Jeremy! Just roll with us, man! Take X just once and I promise it will be THE best night of your life...

Jeremy: Ummm...I'm too scared. I'll think about it.

Ashley: That's fine. I'll just Roof-E yo ass!

Jeremy: Ohhh. Like a "Roofie? ROOF-EEE!" Hahaha.

Ashley: Exactly :)

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Roof Rat

The grade-A douchebag who lives on the top floor of the building. Often in a penthouse.

That roof rat is having another party up there and didn't invite me.

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Riding on the roof

A gay person getting oral sex uses the roof of the other guy's mouth for extra stimulation.

Mike: Man, you were fast last night during oral sex.

Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.

Mike: I like it that way too.

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lower the roof

An expression arising in the condition one finds himself or herself in when competition becomes too serious, originating from business slang.
An expression antonymous with raise the roof

Ie.- Damn, business is down.

Response:LOWER THE ROOF!

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Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

tear the roof off

dominate, take control of a situation.

I tore the roof off the sucka!

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