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A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.
“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).
“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”
Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.
These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”
Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.
My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!
A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.