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internet-surfers

Some people freak out at a comment, or comments and get all defensive, internet surfers that is.

Wow I kind of was in a shocked disposition over that internet-surfers attack or comment, eh that's the internet.

by take off your pants and jacket December 8, 2009

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


silver surfer syndrome

A problem that occurs when a left handed person smears as the write causing in areas of the hans turned silver.

Guy1: Dude being left handed sucks

Guy2: Let me guess silver surfer syndrome

KGuy1: Yep

by Proto Assassin October 27, 2013

113πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.

She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.

by KrizDaMan April 7, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013


1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.

i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing

by yyou November 2, 2003

45πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


surfer boy shit

A shit so clean that you don't need to wipe. You do however wipe your ass once, but only to show interested onlookers that there is no residue.

After Johnny boy took a surfer boy shit he threw the clean TP in some bitch's face.

by John Doe22 December 18, 2011

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Butt Hole Surfer

1) a member of one of the truely awesome bands of our time.

2) anybody who likes putting their wang in other peoples rectal passages for pleasure or profit. (i.e. a practitioner of anal sex)

1) Gibby Haynes

2) just about every respectable perv I know, myself very much so included...

by Kenneth July 30, 2004

38πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž