Swine Flu

to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Scotty caught the swine flu last night.

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swine aids

it is a heavy form of swine flu that can be passed on heroditry. Basically a monkey and a pig had sex and then their baby was used in faunication by a man and swine aids was created. It affects the sexual organs and can caus your penis or nipples to swell and often fall off. There is no known cure.

"Damn honkey i got swine aids."

"That'll teach you to play with your sister, now your dicks' gonna fall off."

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swine flu

A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.

All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.

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Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

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Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

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Uncultured swine

Someone who lives under a rock and doesn’t understand pop culture references

(1) Somebody who does not know who Shrek, Keanu Reeves, Elmo, Kermit, Danny DeVito, or Barney are.

(2) A person who has never seen The Bee Movie, any of the Shrek movies, Barney, Sponge Bob, The Muppets, Sesame Street, or The Office.

(3) A person who has never played MINECRAFT, Terraria, Roblox, Coolmathgames, or the Dino game

(4) Somebody who doesn’t get popular meme references.

Idiot: “who is Keanu Reeves? I’ve never heard of him.”
Me (an intellectual): “YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!”

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swine hug

a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention

Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."

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