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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.

Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!

by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020


tater fuck

When you squeeze the base of your penis to get it hard enough to enter the vagina due to whiskey dick....

I was so drunk i had to tater fuck suzie...

by Myakka cracka September 6, 2015


tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.

Maddie t is on tater tom.

by bailey schex July 16, 2022


Tater party

When your friends come over with tater tots and get naughty on the couch

Bring some ketchup cause it’s gonna be a tater party

by The Turdhammer February 23, 2022


sweet tatered

When atractive women get smashed and can no longer function with our help...

I can't take my girl drinking anymore lastnight she got sweet tatered and I had to carry her home

by Stinkfingers69 August 20, 2017


dirty tater

When you are fucking your dead neighbor and you pull out to finish in a potato. Then you bake the potato at 350 degrees for 45 minutes and serve it to your loved one, typically your mom

My mom keeps asking for the ingredients to my potato skins and i don't know how to tell her that it's a dirty tater

by Wrestling77 June 24, 2021


Tater-Tot

The most awesome person of all time that is never high and is not gay.

Man that dude is a Tater-Tot.

by oyf6y56y5t5hjtgtb67g7tr57y8f November 29, 2016