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Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!
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Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
When a male suppresses his ejaculation by squeezing his penis then proceeding to glaze the face of his partner with his semen. Similar to the facial, but is released slowly by the glazer.
Me and my boyfriend were fucking last night, then he turned me over and started toaster strudling me!
the national holiday signifying the rebirth and resurrection of toast cans that occurred on november 28th.
“omg it’s toaster sunday!”
“happy toaster sunday toast cans!”
“and on this day, god reserected toast cans and toaster sunday was born.”
hmmmm where do i start...Beatrice Toaster is one crazy mothertrucker. Beatrice is the wife of Steveanie Toaster. Beatrice loves potassium. Toaster says a 1000 bananas is equal to one human life. Beatrice is thought of as a sword by others since she is in fact a cereal killer. Toaster will kill anyone that stands in the her way. Toaster will tell people to go die as a fun greeting for all.
Person 1:Hello Beatrice! How are you doing this fine day?
Beatrice Toaster: .....GO DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Person 2: oh that’s just Beatrice Toaster being good old Beatrice Toaster