Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

aqua tots

The small tater tot sized turds that splash when they hit the water.

Dude I'm sorry but I used all your toilet paper up. I dropped a bunch of aqua tots off at the pool and got some major splash-back.

tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.

I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.

Tots down

Totally down

It could fall through and if that’s the case I’m tots down for the Midori.

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

tatter totted

To be smashed and forced into a cylindrical shape and fried or baked.

'Holy shit man, Fred was tatter totted.'