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Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels
Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!
A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
Guy: Man, I have to head home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined
That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.
UnPaper Towels are
reusable cloth towels that are
useful for cleaning up spills
and wiping off counters.
They wash and dry beautifully.
A perfect paper towel
replacement that is
eco-friendly and cost effective.
A dozen will hold up for a
year or more.
Please use the UnPaper Towels to clean up that spill.
After you have a night of drinking and mistakes you take a shower and then nap in your towel to sleep and shower away your shame.
Example: I'm so hung over so I'm going to take a towel nap.
a clever device used by the elite to catch everything from animals to dinosaur dna
i spilled my pop and used my floor towel to mop up.
The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.
I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.