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the act of when Dale Holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since Dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys asshole simulating ejaculation.
also, all truckers are gay.
1337mas: "Ms. Stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts.."
Stroy: "well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker."
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A driver of a mega-fleet truck incapable of maintaining the speed limit on an open road who will often be seen maintaining their maximum speed through construction zones in an attempt to pass and makeup time.
That Werner driver sure is a workzone super trucker. Look at him go!
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That mother fuckin asshole just cut me off, that fuckin dog dick needs to get off the fuckin road! Sorry I have a mouth like a trucker.
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When you go so fist deep that your armpit touches her vagina. Pit to pit.
“Down in West Virginia, at this truck stop, I Truckers Pit Stopped this bitch. My arm smelt like tuna for a week.”
A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.
Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!
The act of defecating on your victim's back deck within wiping distance of a sliding glass door. Next spread cheeks and press against glass. Using a downward motion, leave your 'skid mark'.
Bonus points for the ding-dong-ditch immediately after.
Fuck that asshole! The Glass Road Truckers haul ass tonight!
The double trucker arm gesture is performed when a person does the trucker arm motion (to get a trucker to honk his horn) with both arms. To add effect to the double trucker arm gesture, it is not uncommon to thrust the hips forward and backward in an undulating manner. The double trucker arms is the universal symbol for indicating that the person performing the gesture is about to "get some" or just "got some"--literally or figuratively. The double trucker arms, however, can be performed to request or solicit a sexual act or to embarass another who recently engaged in a sexual act. The double trucker arms is also frequently used between males to suggest that someone should be hittin' it--particularly with the suggestee's dance date or someone in the near proximity that he may or may not be flirting with.
"Todd just did the double trucker arms"
"Doesn't he know we don't care if he's having sex with his girlfriend?"
"Yo, Taylor," Greg called out, performing the double trucker arms from across the room. Taylor, who was sitting next to an attractive law student, shook his head in embarassment.
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