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The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
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Referring to a male or male parts.
Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such
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The title given to a woman with picky virtue that caused 25 people from town to be arrested when the rape kit results came back
You were fine with sex TWENTY FOUR times today, but 25 is where you draw the line Denis; such a picky Upside-down Unicorn!!
When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.
Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok
Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
I heard Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok last night
When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.
Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."