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A angry Black man With a plutonium Rod
Person A: Dude, have you seen the new star wars movie staring Darth Vader? Person B:Yeah It stars a black man with a cool red pixie stick.
Apparently I’m as kinky as him
Kink quiz:your equally kinky as Darth Vader
Me:wtf
When getting head as your partner pulls away you cum up your partners nose instead of in their mouth, creating a nassel rasping sound when they talk like Darth Vader.
I totally Darth Vadered that girl, she was sneezing for hours.
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An circumcised penis, called a Darth Vader because of the similar apperance to the famous Darth Vaders Helmet
"Bruh, I just seen your Darth Vader"
"That chick was all over the Darth Vader"
The first black guy to admit he's the father.
when a black kid asks you to go to his house you respond with I can meet darth vader
The most feared man in Star Wars known for Force-choking people and the breathing
Oh my god, if you annoy me one more time, I’ll have Darth Vader Force Choke you.
The baddest villain and alter ego to hit the big screen, known formerly as Anakin Skywalker. To make a reference, Darth Vader to Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars universe is like what Slim Shady is to Eminem in the rap world, both will fuck you up, your family, friends and anyone who sold you Tic Tac.
Talk show host: "So, Anthony Mackie, you have fought against Thanos, one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel Universe and Harrison Ford, our guest here, has been going on wild adventures in Indiana Jones. Looks like both of you live dangerously."
Harrison Ford: "Wait till he hears about Star Wars and my encounters with Darth Vader."
Anthony Mackie: "And Eight Mile against Slim Shady using the name B Rabbit."