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A lonely lonely 12 year old who is in love with his best friend Kayla. He is unhappy. Dumb. Unattractive to all, except the flies. He has a very small penis. And is a virgin.
GOSH THAT ZACH KID IS SO LAME.
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Zach, a really nice guy that loves to eat pizza is very stubborn and he is very handsome. He has a really nice haircut and he likes to text girls. Zach also never gives up
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1 a skater
2 a bitch
3 sociopath
4 me
5 gay surfer
6 pulls up his pants past his waist and dances like a faggot
male: did u see zach today!!!!
female: yea he pulled up his pants at the park today
male: i no thats not hot
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n. An irritation usually formed by removing a boil; a festering wound.
Why am I limping? Well, I've got this nasty Zach right under my little toe.
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It is not actually the same name as zack.
The ch in this version of the name must actually be pronounced like the ch at the end of hatch.
Therefore anyone spelling their name Zach instead of Zack should actually be called Za-chh.
Hi! I'm Zach.
Are you really... or are you a Za-chh?
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a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head
Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach
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Zach is one of the meanest people in the world, he laughs if they get hurt he’s a know it all and he thinks he’s better then you, and if you try to tell him he’s doing something wrong he acts like your telling him that he’s doing everything wrong he’s just a straight up dick
Why is he being so mean
Oh he’s a zach
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