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14 - 15 year old secondary schooler in England
becomeing top of the school next to the Year 11's
normally the school uniform changes
These people can ussally make Year 7, years 8 and year 9's to do stuff for them =
starting the mock exam for GCSE's
the school uniform has changed fromn red to blue now were in year 10
year 10 : OI YOU
year 7/8/9 : yes ?
year 10 : get me a busicuit
year 7/8/9 : ok what type ?
in may the GCSE and GCSE mocks start :(
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To skillfully manipulate a friend's neurochemical landscape before playing him or her a song that immediately becomes one of the best songs of their life.
"How was last night?"
"Pretty good.. we stayed up late at Tom's and then out of nowhere - Boom! - He totally Year of The Catted me.
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Where the world celebrates another rotation of the earth around the sun. In most countries it is celebrated on the 31st of December. However this is an arbitrary day. A new year should really start after an equniox (either spring or autumn, this is where the length of the day and night are equal, both are 12 hours) or even after a solstice (again either summer or winter). In this case this is where the day or night is at its longest for the year.
new year's is celebrated on the wrong day
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Person one: Yo dude, I dropped out of hell
Person two: you what now m8
Person one: hell is equivalent to year 6. Same as all the years in school.
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The most annoying kids. They think they're cool cuz there not the youngest in school. They walk in large groups walk so af and take up the whole corridor. They try and bully the year 7s. And act hard to all older years. They're still squeaky as hell and have baby faces. They waffle lots and feel good when they have fights. None of them can really fight and they stink. Year 8s think there roadmen when in reality there little pussies.
Why u slap me ye. Damn year 8 cant stand use
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a year 8 is a “hard nut”. they hang around local shops in their free time and get lairy to older years because they aren’t the youngest anymore. they also normally discover alcohol about this time, and suddenly believe they are full on alcoholics because they drunk vodka at a sleepover once. they tend to all be the most annoying thing they can and walk around and catch busses at 11pm because they think they are cool.
person 1:have you seen the new year 8’s?
person 2: yeah, that one is drinking some wkd, i bet he’ll put that on his story later, proper hard nut
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Year 9s are the retards of the school. They’ve started to think with their penis and get attracted to their dogs ass. They think that just because they’ve grown 2 extra pubes this year and 1 inch got added to their height, they can take the piss out of younger years, even though they still get violated by Year 10s and Year 11s. Year 9s are still new to "showering", so you will find that their hair is more greasier then the schools pizza. When Year 9s become Year 10 they will have matured enough to know that it’s time to take the piss out of the new set of Year 9s and have showers frequently.
Person One: This is getting ridiculous, I haven’t had a shower in 3 weeks because of this water pipe problem.
Person Two: You must be a Year 9 then. *laughs*
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