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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.

Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.

by tcowguy November 18, 2012


Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010


Lol thief

Noun. A person who steals a lol that was actually intended for a comment made earlier by another person and mistakenly accepts it as being for their comment. This commonly occurs on what's app and occasionally causes lol envy.

Stop being a lol thief, you know that lol was for I said.

by Shaman Allen May 18, 2015


Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!

Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.

by Stevjean February 11, 2014


Grovyle the Thief

Number #253 in the National pokedex, the Wood Gecko Pokèmon Grovyle is known mainly as the 2nd evolve stage of Treecko. It leaps from branch to branch, quickly closing in on prey from the trees. Another role Grovyle is known for is in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, where it takes on the role of your partner before losing your memory as a human in the future and transforming into a Pokemon. Grovyle is the strongest of all the pokemon and even has his own discord name called Grovyle the thief#6187, he is a nice guy/pokemon, and likes to make huskydog mad by saying 'give me a shoutout' and such. Racso is pretty cool also

My best friend is Grovyle the Thief

by mystery man who is a thief April 13, 2018


Shine Thief

A game in Mario Kart one plays when he/she wants to communicate that he/she is gay but still in the closet. This preserves the secrecy of the gay while facilitating a friendly yet competitive Mario Kart battle.

Hey did you hear Gregory asked to play me in Shine Thief? Do his parents know?

by 420MarioKartB0iz October 25, 2017


Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.

"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."

by maeskyzie November 8, 2023