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Thunder thot is the girl who is the ultimate thot. She will do anything and everything. She is the thot of all thots.
Are you down and out? Here comes Thunder thot to help, make it clap and save the day!
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An extremely attractive girl. Title for girlfriend.
I can't wait 'till you come to town my sweet thunder muffin.
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A penis that makes the "Fap" sound against the testicular sack when doing jumping jacks or just pelvic thrusting.
"What's that sound?"
"Oh, that's Brock."
"Damn! I didn't know he had a thunder schlong!"
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Thunder Punch: A drink created by the group Rolling Thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of sex,
Warning do not attempt to consume Thunder Punch in a glass bottom Tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said glass and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill Thunder Punch on ANYTHING unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for Society for Creative Anachronism
savored and enjoyed during SCA War. nothing is better than a full tankard of Thunder Punch wile sitting around a Campfire wile watching Half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of Thunder Drums echoing through the night.
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an emission of air expelled from the vagina
see also queef
Antoinette's pussy thunder done shocked the hell outta me. I hadta give the bitch a dolla.
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noun: someone who is always there for you throughout a thunder storm to keep you safe from danger.
referenced in the hit movie "Ted"
Maddy: Oh my gosh it's storming outside! I need my thunder buddy!
Carter: Im on the way Hold tight!
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The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
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