Tissue box

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

tissue kitty

A woman who spits in a tissue after a blowjob

She gave a good blowjob but was a tissue kitty.

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.