Where yo momma at

An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.

Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.

Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?

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Where's my dad

He went for milk and never came back

Where's my dad mom?

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where you from

Something gang members ask to see where other gang members are from,

NEVER be in one City and Represent another.

Gang Member:Where you from?

Some Guy:Same place your from.

Gang Member:You bang?

Some Guy:I wish.

At this point it might be a good idea to buy the Gang Member a beer.

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where my niggas at?

Your reaction when your friends doesn't show up in a place they were supposed to come.

(Join party like a boss)
(Searches his/her friends for 5 minutes)
Almost crying: Where my niggas at?

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We are where we are

Commonly used in the business world, meaning "We are in the shit, but suck it up"

Co-worker: We need to deliver this, despite being two weeks and $2,000 overbudget?

Boss: Well, we are where we are...

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The Room Where it happens

A situation where important new developments are taking place secretly. Only (relatively) important people are allowed into the "room".

When I visited the SpaceX headquarters Musk and the lead researchers showed me the room where it happens.

So where's this going?

When a booty call has the wrong impression and is enquiring about making things exclusive or proposing the current informal 'relationship' develops into something more serious. This is extremely harrowing for males and is often introduced by females after coital relations. To avoid this situation it has been suggested to intervene directly after the "So" with an insult or toilet humour to 1. ruin the atmosphere 2. deviate the conversation and 3. make her reconsider you being boyfriend material.

Example 1.
Woman: "So....."
Man: "Have you put on weight?"

Example 2.
Woman: "So...."
Man: "Where's your toilet? I need to take a massive shit"

Be quick to ensure the full phrase of "So where's this going?" remains incomplete.