bit torrent

I program used to dowload of peers from links on web pages. All types of media can be found and about 99% are legit and virus free. Much safer and faster than Kazaa Lite, Lime Wire, E2k.

I just downloaded tons of PS2 games from www.torrentreactor.net

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a bit windy

Been annoyed by someone in a room or place and want to tell someone with out offending the person. Can use the direction of the wind to identify the person.

Its a bit windy in here.

Theres a wind coming from that direction

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doing bits

When you do something that is really good

"Did you hear about jake?"
"Yeah he pulled her"
"Yeah to be fair he is doing bits"

"She said yes"
"No way did she"
"Yeah"
"Well done mate, you have done bits there"

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bit bucket

A computer geek euphemism for a void or great beyond. That is, dead people go to heaven or hell, but dead bits go into the bit bucket. Also associated with the null device, /dev/null.

I deleted the file so now it's in the bit bucket in the sky.

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Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

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a bit of alright

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!

That Hayley's a bit of alright.

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Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."