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To have sex with a deaf girl while expressing your love to your wife on the phone. When your wife asks you about the slapping noise, you tell her that you rescued a beaver from the forest and are nursing it back to health
On July 4th, Trent pulled a "Dirty Casey" on Carly in the shed after the fireworks made her temporarily deaf
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shouldnt have won australian idol - only won it because the austrlian public felt sorry for her not becuase she can sing. her 1st single listen with ur heart suked and so did her album.
A: did u hear - casey forgot her words last night!!
B: oh really? ok lets vote for her then so she can win
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The most kind and sweet girl you could ever meet, absolutely one of a kind. If you give this girl up, you'll regret it for the rest of forever. She's so gorgeous and just so perfect.
also, good in bed.
God damn Casey Nicole is so amazing!
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the act of taking a photograph of yourself with a celebrity intentionally in the background.
Hey man, is that Nicholas Cage over there? We should totally wait until he's behind us and casey creep!
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A guy that you work with, and he plays his music really loudly, and it's usually some gay techno that gives you a headache.
He continually makes fun of you, then he turns around and gives you really good cookies. What are you supposed to make of that?!
Gabe: "Hey, what do you think of our new co-worker Casey Ryan?"
Laura: "I think he's a DICK!"
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A student who was fucked in the ass by the long shaft of the law.
"oh, hes such a casey college"
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While wearing yellow women's panties a man (generally of Armenia decent) will jerk off onto his sleeping female companion while constantly making eye contact with his dog to establish dominance. Upon ejaculation he must yell "Lazer beats Clamp"
You: "I tried to perform the Casey Powell my girl last night but the dog kept breaking eye contact"